Marbles doesn’t need a designated sleeping spot — she’ll take what’s left, thank you very much. As the smallest of the crew, she’s perfected the art of sneaking into leftover spaces like a crumb-seeking Roomba with a bedtime mission.
Her preferred sleeping zone is under the covers, where it’s warm, cozy, and slightly terrifying — because she’s constantly at risk of being stepped on by her larger, oblivious siblings. If I move, she moves… closer. Marbles picks a human each night to cling to like a heat-seeking leech — but, you know, one of the adorable kinds.
If you’ve got exposed toes or a wandering foot, prepare for a lick attack. She’ll grab onto your foot with her claws like she’s wrangling prey and proceed to bathe you like you’re her precious pup. It’s sweet. It’s gross. It’s just part of the Marbles bedtime experience.
And beware: when she’s above the covers and sees the blanket shift? GAME. ON. Whether it’s your foot twitching or Noodle shifting underneath, Marbles goes full feral. The blanket monster must be vanquished — even if it’s you.
In short: sleeping with Marbles is like going to bed with a pocket-sized bear cub that’s cute, clingy, and just a little unhinged. We love her for it.
🐾 Marbles’ Sleep Style Rating Chart 🐾
The Tiny Blanket Bear
| Category | Rating (Out of 5 🦴) | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Clinginess | 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴 | Picks a human and fuses with them. No escape. |
| Personal Space Respect | 🦴 | None. If you exist, she’s on you or under you. |
| Temperature Tolerance | 🦴🦴🦴🦴 | Blanket burrower extraordinaire. Might combust. |
| Noise Level | 🦴🦴🦴 | Quiet… until she’s battling the Blanket Monster. |
| Likelihood of Smothering | 🦴🦴 | Not a smotherer, but will lick your soul out through your toes. |
| Jealousy Level | 🦴🦴 | Not competitive — just clingy and committed. |
| Cuddle Factor | 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴 | She is a literal weighted blanket. With claws. |
| Socks/Earplug Theft | 🦴🦴🦴 | No theft — just aggressive licking and foot pinning. |
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